he shaved USA in his pubs
time to smoke my breakfast
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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