Walk of Shame. In a state park.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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