You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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