dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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