do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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