Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
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Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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