Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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