Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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