your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
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it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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