I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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