im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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