Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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