On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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