someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
I'm really busy with my period
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