she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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