just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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