ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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