I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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