HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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