And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
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I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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