You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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