I'll bet she douches with gravy.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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