we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You may now shotgun with the bride
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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