Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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