Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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