my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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