Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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