Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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