if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Walk of Shame today included voting.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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