Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
you mean i was at the winter classic?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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