i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I'm at about main and main street
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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