I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
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Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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