He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
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All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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