I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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