in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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