How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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