Don't you send me to vm
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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