hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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