So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
operation have a gay friend backfired
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Randomize
