Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(416): View more from Ontario

Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up

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(773): View more from Illinois

When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.

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(404): View more from Georgia

No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.

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(913): View more from Kansas

You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy

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(406): View more from Montana

so much tequila, so little girl.

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(801): View more from Utah

I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight

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