You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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