Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
