he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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