i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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