I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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