too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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