who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
My vagina is officially offended.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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