You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
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My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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