Sry I called you an 8
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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