All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
So many bounce houses so little time
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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