Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
