Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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