Nicole vs. Life
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
apparently the secret to your success is patron
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
it glows. i had to have it.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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