see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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