NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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