Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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